Today, I wish to reflect upon a simple question: What reasoning is there behind choosing “Lions” to be half of this flower’s name? Why not “Tigers” or “Jaguars” or even “Cats?”
The fact is, no one knows. The so-called “Democratic” Flower Naming Committee suffers from a complete lack of transparency — and upon reflection, there is only a 0.000056% chance that this choice could have been fair. There is something more corrupt going on here, concealed behind the pretense of expediency which the use to conceal this process from us.
Speciesism. The DFNC wishes to keep the fascist Lions above everyone else on the social ladder. It is a disgusting practice which we should not stand for.
And don’t even get me started on the choice of “Dandy.” My friends, let us not kid ourselves — people haven’t been Dandy since the fifties. They DNFC is attempting to conceal the widespread discontent with their corrupt administration, by spreading false signals of joy and contentment. But their choice is destined to backfire — it only shows how out of touch they really are.